In a sleepy rural stone-built dwelling house hidden within the deep rolling hills, beneath the dark foreboding skies of the north of England lies the most wonderful amalgamation of paint and cycling shoe that currently exists.
The artist Charlotte Jarps or, to anyone that knows her, ‘that there artist Charlotte Jarps’, tirelessly prepares and paints pretty much anything you could think of, and things you probably wouldn’t, all over folks’ bestest bike kicks. Having carved out her own niche in a world that’s a bit shit, she works to turn the mere cycling shoe into wearable works of art. Under the watchful guidance of her dog, Rudy, the almighty Giro Empire is toppled single-handedly by the brush-wielding Jarpz rebellion, and the galaxy is set to live its best cycling life, free from the shackles of the oppressive stormtrooper-style plain white shoe. Or Darth Vader’s black ones. It’s not just Giros she works on, either. The Giro naming committee just leant me a cheap, lazy Star Wars reference, and they also happen to be my shoe of choice.
Those of a certain age – post Bros and the bottle caps on shoes malarkey, but probably/definitely pre-goth – may remember when Doctor Marten’s boots were a thing, and painting flowers, flames, or the logo of now long split-up bands on them was a thing. Charlotte transcends any such nonsense, and isn’t old enough to remember those frankly ridiculous times. From Pop Art to Paul Smith-esque design, she produces work that may tempt you to buy more shoes for riding in and stick her work on the mantelpiece, as it’s almost too good to wear outside.
You shouldn’t do that. Charlotte’s art is most definitely meant to be seen and shared. And it will do wonders to distract from the frankly lacklustre appearance of your (or my) matt black Canyon. Riding chums will gaze at your shoes with envy, and your kudos will rocket amongst your peers. Zwift-style ride-ons will appear above your head, and you’ll become infinitely more attractive. They’ll probably make you smell like a freshly unwrapped copy of Rouleur, in which Jarps has also featured.
When I have spare pennies – the cost of living currently is a crisis in this house – my shoes are off to Charlotte’s gaff. Until then, my space in her diary is going begging. For roughly two hundred bifters, you can have your own bespoke look blathered onto your pedal beaters. I strongly recommend you email her at hi@jarpz.com. But for those out there of a more artistic nature, you can purchase the Jarpz colour kit, a carefully curated selection of paints that will see you through most designs. You could even attend one of the upcoming workshops, held by Charlotte, and learn a new and exciting medium, painting your size mediums. Dates, times and places can be found on the website. You may even get to meet me on one. Possibly.
(All images are ©️ Charlotte Jarps)