I’m a fat man, with a penchant for wearing lycra and giving myself a pain in the arse.
No…I’m not some sort of pervert. I’m a born-again cyclist, desperately trying to find a form that’s not round, and some fitness that will take me up some of the steepest mountain roads in Europe.
It’s going to be a long blog.
FAT MAN ON A BIKE 
Could be worse,I would be an even fatter man on a bike.
You are a fat cunt.
That’s alright Fatman, we’re rooting for you!
Well, only to see if you can roll down said steepest hills and achieve escape velocity from Earth itself… 🙂
Like your blog mate
Hi Fatman – I was wondering if I could use your dragon bike picture as the subject for my caption contest this week – full credits & links back of course! Let me know via twitter DM.
Thanks,
Karl.
You can start here. You can even climb those steep roads in Europe while eating a burger behind your computer. 🙂
http://www.cyclingthealps.com
Especially for the tour.
http://sites.cyclingthealps.com/worldtour/tour-de-france-2011